wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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