lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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