$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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