i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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