Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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