zippers are such a cool invention
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
There's even glitter on my cock...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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