Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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