You're so nebulous sometimes
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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