She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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