I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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