summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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