How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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