Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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