Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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