real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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