i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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