remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Say something about gay babies.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
