she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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