what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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