i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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