Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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