shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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