why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Randomize
