'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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