girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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