I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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