The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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