3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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