sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think your dad took our porno
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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