Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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