I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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