i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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