worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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