Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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