I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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