absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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