He is an equal opportunity slut.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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