I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
