I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
