If i come over, it means nothing
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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