YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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