So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
