TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
why do cheetos always look like penises
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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