He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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