Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You dont lie about slip and slides
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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