ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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