My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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