that's an acceptable place to lick
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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