3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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