is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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