Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
That's when you crack a 10am beer
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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