Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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