I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
