honey bunches of taint.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize