Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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