glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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