woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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