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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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